Wednesday, January 14, 2015

The Shove Heard 'Round The League

So what do you think? Was LeBron pushing his coach out of the way out of disrespect? Or was he, as he claims, trying to stop Coach Blatt from getting a technical?

Either way...the Cavaliers are a MESS right now.

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Surviving Charlie Hebdo Editors Deliver Defiant Message To Jihadists!

In the first magazine printed since the violent Islamic attacks on  Charlie Hebdo, the editors and staff have decided to make their feelings known--on the cover:

"I am Charlie"

White House Explains Why They Refuse to Blame 'Radical Islam' for Paris murders!

In yet another stunning statement, after already admitting that the President made a mistake by not sending someone with a "higher profile" to march with 40 other world leaders in a unified stand against radical Islamic terrorists, White House spokesman Josh Earnest has now explained why the administration refuses to join the rest of the world in decrying Islamic terrorism:

Why Did the President Refuse to Stand With France?

Because he DOESN'T stand with them:

He said it. And he meant it.




Sunday, January 11, 2015

Don't Let The Door Hit You....

A Cleveland fiscal manager has resigned his position with the city because the Tamir Rice shooting makes him "no longer proud" to work for the city of Cleveland.

"The Department of Public Safety and the City of Cleveland is no longer an employer for which I am proud to work." 
Those words came from Shawn Gidley's resignation letter, in which he declared that the Rice case, along with the shift-trading scandal in the fire department and the cherry-picked DOJ report which branded the police department a veritable factory of excessive force, were too much for him to bear.

Alternative headline for this story: "Emotional overload robs city worker of truth and common sense"

Details on just how senseless this is...coming up on Monday's Authority.